save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

barfpop:

when will my reflection show who i truly am inside

scootermoto:

my dad made a skyrim character and named him dad

scootermoto:

my dad made a skyrim character and named him dad

caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

vkitten:

incredible

vkitten:

incredible

freddybenson:

ikaneki:

ectobiologist:

ikaneki:

ectobiologist:

gibby.

"hi gibby!" freddy said as he smiled and waved in greeting.

image

"freddy…i’m so glad you could make it" gibby whispered in a sexy tone as he begins to unzip his pants
image

image

What the FUCK is this

fakegirlgamer:

gangnam style means no one gets left behind

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

image

my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

pika-bubblez:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means