thebigburrito:

christiansgloria:

fifty-shadesofgay:

mmmhmchicken:

paradoxinterms:

casus-luciferi:

hellowonderwhatsyourname:

txlover:

what’s your major?
enology

come again?

canadian studies, eh?

I mean, I minored in southern studies, so…

I can top all of these.

My friend’s dad has a degree in being a journeyman.

I read “Master Ranching” as “Monster Ranching” and I shed a few tears

It’s okay guys, Penn State has an ice cream course. Seriously, ice cream course for college credit.

i have a funny major for you

comedy writing and performance

*bada-tssss*

My school wins. Texas Tech offers an HONORS course in what to do if a zombie apocalypse happens.  seriously.  They have practice runs where people run around shooting you with nerf guns and shit. 

One school offers a course on skyrim. I beat you all.

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secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

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- ? May 18th 2013

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inbox:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

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- ? May 18th 2013

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

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iguanal:

PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE

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australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

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- ? May 18th 2013

shutupaubrey:

i like them titties nice and

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- ? May 18th 2013

linetteherondale:

at eurovision you either wear a long dress or latex theres no inbetween

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- ? May 18th 2013

youknowyourebritishwhen:

cuteasabuttonf1:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Is Ireland really full of well oiled males or is the television lying to me?

It is wall to wall heavily tattooed, tanned, well oiled males. I’m surrounded by some right now…

I knew it. 

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- ? May 18th 2013

tupacabra:

if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so

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- ? May 18th 2013

prince-floss:

 pretty & pale blog ☹

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smokeporch:

Drama-Free

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himaryua:

theres some deep sexual tension between this man and his shadow in a box 

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- ? May 18th 2013