amoying:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

A message from Anonymous
Why are you so autistic? Like, with every thing you post, I just get reassured that you have so many mental disabilities.
A reply from swarnpert

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

gaminginyourunderwear:


raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 

shaggy-reid:

dynastylnoire:

lovelifelaurennn:

breenewsome:

This is #JonathanFerrell. Last summer, he crashed his car in Charlotte. He climbed out of his car and started walking in search of help. Police arrived, surrounded the site of the crash and Ofc. Randall Kerrick shot Jonathan multiple times in the chest, killing him. #endpolicebrutality

WHAT?

let us not forget

I was literally in my bed around the corner when this happened. I was awake. I heard all twelve gunshots.

shaggy-reid:

dynastylnoire:

lovelifelaurennn:

breenewsome:

This is #JonathanFerrell. Last summer, he crashed his car in Charlotte. He climbed out of his car and started walking in search of help. Police arrived, surrounded the site of the crash and Ofc. Randall Kerrick shot Jonathan multiple times in the chest, killing him. #endpolicebrutality

WHAT?

let us not forget

I was literally in my bed around the corner when this happened. I was awake. I heard all twelve gunshots.

dr-haunted-howse:

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we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

bohemianist:

b0tanicalspirit:

The cops just busted a party across the street so I played the cops theme song on huge speakers and the cop came over and shook my hand

You are so boss

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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happiest:

what’s with parents and comparing you with other people’s kids………