swarnpert:

why are people so obsessed with pluto being a planet like you remind me of all those quirky 7th graders. pluto is so far away it doesnt even know you exist

phemiec:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

#do no harm but take no shit

kimyadawson:

I took my bandana off before I got in bed last night. I had a dream that I was front row at a pretty small, semi-private, Bob Dylan concert. A girl ran and jumped on the stage all crazy like. I jumped up, tackled her, and dragged her out the stage door. The whole band and crew followed me out and Bob said to me “Heyyyyyy, what’s your naaaaaame?” I said “Kimya” and he said “Kiiiiiiiiimmmmmyaaaaaaa” and winked.

When I woke up my bandana was on.

carbohydrake:

when a school bus passes with people from another school

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safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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townsvillain:

pesterlogs:

calm the F down

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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justbeingnamaste:

norwegianmaria:

 

“Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.”