share a coke with a c o m r a d e ☭
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
in 5th grade I told my teacher to fuck off bc she corrected me when i said “can i go to the bathroom” and my dad laughed when the school called to tell him
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free