the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?
what’s with parents and comparing you with other people’s kids………